My husband's idiosynchrasies

**This blog post was his idea.**

We have been together for 5 years now, so I definitely know a lot about his little "habits."

Here are a few:

He must eat 3 french fries at once, but he finds 3 that are the same length. They cannot be different.

His fork/spoon must be completely clean of any food before he takes another bite.

He drinks soda and holds it in his mouth for a moment before swallowing.

He does this weird thing where he blows air out of his mouth sometimes and it makes a really obnoxious sound. He does it unconciously.

He bites his nails almost all the time. It is especially bad when we ride in the car. I can hear it and it drives me insane.

He will not eat ribs in public.

He cleans his ears with q-tips and they almost never make it to the trashcan. I can usually find them on the floor.

He uses shampoo as shampoo AND body wash.

He does not say the word "to." Instead, he says "the." I'm having a hard time finding an example, but he would say, "Do you want the go the store?"

He uses the bathroom with the door open. SORRY!! I know family members read this blog!

He doesn't pick up after himself very well, but I think that's most men.

He doesn't hear very well out of his right ear due to a firecracker incident years ago, so the tv and radio are always unbearably loud.


Wow, this list turned out to be a lot longer than I expected! This is about it, though.

Still love him to bits!